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Ode to Dakota Fanning's Legs


Their chunky thickness
Gives me hope,
So that one day
I may be pope.

Hair

I am one of many
Flowing in the wind.
Long, thin, sleek, and shiny
Pull me back with a pin.
My headmates and I gather
Into the tail of a horse,
I find that it is rather
Squishy here of course.

I Made This Up At 11:18 PM

The chicken came first if I were you
If I'm not then the dilemna's still there
Sucks because the donkey needs to get to that one German town
In the fairy tale that we were forced to read in second grade.
This poem doesn't rhyme.
How sublime.
Maybe next time.

Shun

 

 

 

 

 

Mein Dream

It was Angela’s birthday
And we were all so glad.
For although it was Angela’s birthday
Many presents for us were to be had.
All my friends ditched us
But they, not I, were sad.
A Mexican lady gave her friend a blanket
And I a Mika t-shirt -  how rad.
Then my capybara bit me
But soon he would be tamed
Until I went to the bathroom
Came back - I he tried to maim.
I was so sad but soon I found the answer to my plight
For when I pet him he calmed down and everything was all right.

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